ALTS: Which one, which one?

So I have two warlocks. And I only want one of them. Here's the pros and cons of each of them so you all can help me decide.

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Warlock One
Name: Caitiri (from the Exiles series- Goddess of fire and magic)
Level: 34
Gear: Excellent
Minion names: Volpit, Juk'phog, Bronxia, Shaadhun. (This is important, as you will see below.)
Annoyance Factor: 1 (This is a complex mathematical computation factoring in her facial features, current cleavage exposure, percentage of midriff visibility, current opinion of name, and how little her hair sucks.)

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Warlock Two
Name: Kenaz (Norse Rune of flame.)
Level: 28
Gear: Good, but could be better if Indy made her some stuff.
Minion names: (see if you can spot the theme here!) Pizpit, Fierthea, and something else that sounds like a venereal disease.
Annoyance Factor: 6





So here is the problem. The warlock I like less is on the server I want a 'lock on. So do I use my uncle's free money to transfer Cait over, or suck it up and level Kenaz? (I don't think I can do the felpuppy quest again, oh god.)

ALTS: Meet my warrior twink

Everyone, this is Rethea, pet name Rethreth, and yes, you know where I got the idea for the name. She is a level 23 warrior who has the luxury of perfectly matching. She also has two swords, one with Icy Chill, and the other with Unholy Enchant. Oh, and she's absolutely adorable, in case you didn't notice.



She's what I play when I'm sick of being level 70. And she's working on getting a White Ram. At level 23, she's 80% to Revered, so with a little runecloth and a lot of Uldaman she should get there pretty quickly.

OMGSQUEE.

ALTS: How can people see these and still wonder why I adore trolls?

Everyone meet Eustace, my level 8 troll mage.





Is he not the most adorable thing on the planet? He's like a big kitty. A pet, that follows you around and asks for headscratches and by the way that was a frostbolt.

His very existence makes me squee.