GUILD: When PVE and PVP attack

I went a little insane last night.

I was helping powerlevel Matt (Numanor, whom I am going to start calling Numa Numa any day now) in Hellfire Peninsula, and had a bit of a freak-out. A level 58 Blood Elf hunter ran up and started attacking us. I took one look at him and went "are you serious?"

Then he scatter-shotted me into a frost trap. And I couldn't break it by shapeshifting. Cue existential crisis as I watch this little fuck drop Matt. I may be a Resto druid, but I have NEVER had someone 12 levels below me immobilize me.

Well, the frost trap soon thaws, and this Blood Elf takes one look at me and zips off to Falcon Watch. I cheetah after him, and soon have him down to a tiny bit of health. He gets safely into the outpost and starts bandaging.

And I go insane. Some part of me flashed back to every rogue and hunter who tried to gank me and chased me all over the zone when I was level 60, and I lost it. I flight form over the camp and drop directly on top of him, taking him out in two hits. Of course, I died from it, but God it felt good. It wasn't about the death, anyway. It was about teaching this little shit to leave me and my Matt the HELL alone.

Also, he had no idea what had hit him until we were both dead, which was quite amusing. Unfortunately, Matt followed me into the town without thinking about it and died a violent, violent death that I am not secretly laughing about. So now I have a conundrum. There are now four very confused Horde standing about our corpses. I rez and fly away no problem, but I know Matt isn't going to have it as easy. Solution?

Fly about like a moron and piss off the entire town? Oh yeah. They're so busy wondering what the hell I am doing they don't notice Matt running away until it is too late.

And here is where it gets good.

They go to chase after him, with me still swooping merrily about their faces, and are so intent on killing the one crazy Alliance they can get to that they don't notice the Fel Reaver.

The Fel Reaver, however, certainly noticed them. They turn to run back into Falcon Watch, and it goes after them and proceeds to decimate EVERYTHING. There was not a player or guard left alive within 20 seconds of its arrival.

Needless to say, the Horde left us alone after that. Matt is still convinced I called down the Fel Reaver like some sort of avenging god.

ALTS: Which one, which one?

So I have two warlocks. And I only want one of them. Here's the pros and cons of each of them so you all can help me decide.

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Warlock One
Name: Caitiri (from the Exiles series- Goddess of fire and magic)
Level: 34
Gear: Excellent
Minion names: Volpit, Juk'phog, Bronxia, Shaadhun. (This is important, as you will see below.)
Annoyance Factor: 1 (This is a complex mathematical computation factoring in her facial features, current cleavage exposure, percentage of midriff visibility, current opinion of name, and how little her hair sucks.)

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Warlock Two
Name: Kenaz (Norse Rune of flame.)
Level: 28
Gear: Good, but could be better if Indy made her some stuff.
Minion names: (see if you can spot the theme here!) Pizpit, Fierthea, and something else that sounds like a venereal disease.
Annoyance Factor: 6





So here is the problem. The warlock I like less is on the server I want a 'lock on. So do I use my uncle's free money to transfer Cait over, or suck it up and level Kenaz? (I don't think I can do the felpuppy quest again, oh god.)