Q: What is a "moose tree"?

A moose tree is a level 60 druid that is fully equipped with the ->Cenarion set<-.

Here is an example of a very sexy female moose tree:


Any self-respecting balance or restoration Druid wants this set, antlers included. This is why I call my quest to get to level 60 and become absolutely badass my quest to become a moose tree; all the gear requires level 60.

Before I get my Cenarion gear, however, I have to get my ->Wildheart set<-. My hair is dark purple, so I am going to look absolutely fantastic in this set.

Looks very sexy on Alliance females (judgement pending on the cowl):


And rather unfortunate on Hordies:

I have never seen a more confused animal in my life, and I used to work at a Zoo.

And that, my friends, is the answer to why I am questing to become a moose tree.