This is what happens when I get conned into playing WoW again:

Rantel: "I just think Blizzard should have made mounts more class specific. Like hunters could tame and ride them. And druids could have a stag."
Indy: "Or they could just be their own mounts."
Kyrre: "What would a rogue's mount be?"

*pause*

Indy: "An enormous douche."
Rantel: "LMAO."
Kyrre: "Yeah, I hate rogues, too. Better yet, just make it a giant dildo. That way they can ride around and really fuck everyone in the ass."
Indy: "Incoming!"
Rantel: "Swift Black Dildo: This is a very fast mount."
Indy: "The riding trinket could be "Batteries: Increases your mount speed by 3%."