SCREENSHOT: The Dangers of Buying a Pimp Cane

So last night I got bored and decided to go shopping to complete my pimp outfit because I was lacking one thing: a cane.

The next day, I subjected Ironforge to Pimp Isra and her Saren. Here are a few screenshots.

Here I am, posing with my lovely lady. We would kneel for a while, then promenade around Ironforge at a walk, me with cane in hand.


Eventually we decide to dance...I can twirl my cane when I dance, but taking a good screenshot of it is nigh impossible.


We ended up collecting a small posse.

Interestingly enough, the guy sitting up in the pic was talking about how pimp he was in general chat. I responded with "I am the only pimp here." He scoffed until he saw me and Saren walk into the Commons. It made me feel rather smug, actually, to prove that Pimp Izzy > All.

We ended up making five gold, so I'd say it wasn't a complete waste of time. *chuckles* At least now she and I know how to get money to make our epic cloaks.

Some of the more interesting lines I got to use while doing all this:
"My ladies are high class. Please do not bite them or I will be forced to show you exactly why I carry this cane."
"Level ones cannot afford my women."
"You think I don't have enough clothes on? I am a pimp. I don't need to be naked to get money from you."
"I'm sorry, but I am running a business here. This is not a charity, so if you have no money, you get no show."

I wonder how Kyrre feels knowing that he gave me temporary power over the Nightwatch and I just turned around and made them all my bitches. >>;

I totally blame the hat.